17/10/2003
"Short Dick Man"
Ah (16x -- risada)
Don't want no short dick man (4x)
Don't (10x)
Don't want (4x)
Don't want no short dick man (2x)
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want (15x)
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want (9x)
Uh! (15x)
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't (10x)
Don't want (4x)
Don't want no short dick man (2x)
Iny wee (x15)
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man
Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso
Don't (x36)
"Bad bad boys"
Bad bad boys aha
yeah ah ha, yeah ah ha, ah ha (2x)
bad bad boys, come with me, come with me(2x)
I feel positive
this time, I wan't to go away ah ha
bad bad boys, come with me, come with me, yeah
Hi it's me, if you know what I mean
I said it's me, my name is Efti and I wan't you to see
that positive people live longer
don't be negative (negative)
just be positive (positive)
Chorus
You keep on asking me
why can't we be together
I thought we had forever
I thought we love eachother
some other day strong, now I feel alone
I'll know someway and I'll know someday
Chorus
I like it like it is
and I like it like it was
but I'm not so sure anymore, anymore
Chorus (2x)
"Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"
(Scatting by Scatman John)
I'm the Scatman (Scatting by Scatman John)
I'm the Scatman (Scatting by Scatman John)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.
Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.
Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman. (Scatting by Scatman John)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
I'm the Scatman.
(Scatting by Scatman John)
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
(Scatting by Scatman John)
15/10/2003
Eu e a Dé já havíamos comentado que o mestre, em seu tempo de ator, deve ter sido ator pornô... procurando coisas sobre o mestre, achei neste link, o seguinte post:
:: Sexta-feira, Abril 05, 2002 ::
(...)
E só confirmando, pra quem não viu os comments, o Daltony era ator de filme pornô mesmo. Informação checada e confirmada. Depois eu coloco aqui os vídeos para os interessados
brincadeirinha :-)
:: Blogado por Mauricio Martins 11:55 AM [+] ::
Infelizmente, os comentários desse blog estão todos apagados :'-(
Será que é verdade???? o.O
Imagina, um pornô com o mestre!!!! Que medo! Deve ser altamente trash! hauahauhaaaa Tentei imaginar a cena... deu nisso aí... muuuuuito feio! hauahaa
14/10/2003
Hoje eu comi gyoza que minha tia fez e mandou!!! Ai, que delícia! Tinha um tempão que eu não comia isso... ^^
Comi demais... agora tô com sono -_-
12/10/2003
Cliquem na figura acima e descubra 101 coisas que se pode fazer com um Totoro morto. É muito bom huahuahauaa
-com um par de pequenos totoros mortos dá pra fazer brincos
-vc pode esconder seu totoro morto e fazer a visita te ajudar a procurar. Quando a visita achar, você diz: "Oh! Aí está ele! Senti tanta saudade do meu bichinho!!!"
-você pode fazer apontador com um totoro morto, como exemplificado acima
-um totoro morto pode virar um capacete de escafandro
-um totoro morto também pode virar lanterna de Halloween!!!
Esses foram alguns exemplos... quem um dia poderia pensar que um totoro pudesse ser tão útil hein? Totoros são polivalentes! Totoros são praticamentes Daltonys!
E este foi o post de homenagem ao novo layout da casa! :D porque eu sou uma pessoa muito volúvel e cansei daquele outro que tava aqui...
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